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A Quiet, Retiring Dog

May 10, 2018 Dave Jaffe
Retirement gifts for dogs, while heartfelt, can be impractical and even lead to neck strain.

How heart-warming when a professional dog can retire before she’s blown up. So many of us just settle for Medicare. After an eight-year career as a bomb-detecting dog at Chicago’s O’Hare and Midway airports, Lacy, […]

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Everyday Lifeairport security, dog, dog humor, dog park, retire, retirement, security, Sleeping between Giants

Homeland Security Thinks I’m Dangerous?

March 14, 2016March 15, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

I am a 70-year-old, chubby half-Italian woman who still feels awful about a handful of mice whose deaths she caused years ago. If I accidentally bump into someone, I apologize over and over, as if […]

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12 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleair travel, airport security, funny stories, Homeland Security, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, Travel

The Missing Black Shoe

April 14, 2014April 14, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

It never fails that if there is a pat down to be done at airport security, I will get it. These pat downs don’t upset me, and I don’t feel the need to go to […]

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32 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleairport security, conveyer belt, Dayton, Donna Cavanagh, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, missing black shoe, Philadelphia, scanners, searches, TSA

The Pat Down

April 23, 2012April 24, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

This week, I got my first pat down by the TSA at Philadelphia International Airport.  I walked through the metal detectors and was ready to grab my belongings from the scanned bins when a female […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleairplanes, airport security, baggage, humor, lost luggage, pat down, TSA

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