Flash Frozen Flight
I don’t do well at airports. There’s complete system overload just to get from point A to B. My official travel preparation begins with dirty martinis and Xanax. I’ve diagnosed myself with Air Travel […]
Tag: TSA
The Agony of Getting to the Ecstacy
The destination is the ecstasy—either the smooth marble temple or the legendary spires on ancient, fragile treasures or the craggy mountain and the red rocks or the white-pebbled, frothy shoreline. The travel is the agony—either […]
Bad Advice Friday, 5-12-17
Oh my gosh. It’s Friday already. Did you know there’s one every week? So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. ************************ JW asks: Should I really […]
Zombies, Shoes, and the TSA
I’d think zombies would like flip-flops over shoes with laces, what with their missing fingers, decreased motor skills, and all. I’d think this would be particularly important with increased TSA security at airports. I mean […]
Fixing America’s Health With the TSA
Our country lies way down the list of developed countries in terms of effectiveness and in cost of our private health-care system. Moreover, many Americans complain quite bitterly about Obamacare, the president’s solution. America’s second […]
The Missing Black Shoe
It never fails that if there is a pat down to be done at airport security, I will get it. These pat downs don’t upset me, and I don’t feel the need to go to […]
Six Best Jobs To Do While Tripping
Let’s face it: a mellow dose of good clean LSD, or a couple of handfuls of crunchy liberty cap mushrooms can really put a little spring in your step and just the right amount sparkle […]
The Pat Down
This week, I got my first pat down by the TSA at Philadelphia International Airport. I walked through the metal detectors and was ready to grab my belongings from the scanned bins when a female […]
Vajazzling: A Little Sparkle Can Make Your Day
Women everywhere worry about their looks. They agonize over hair color and hairstyle; they either look for ways to lose weight or look for products that make them look as if they have lost weight; […]