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Flash Frozen Flight

September 19, 2019September 21, 2019 Vince G. Sparks

  I don’t do well at airports. There’s complete system overload just to get from point A to B. My official travel preparation begins with dirty martinis and Xanax. I’ve diagnosed myself with Air Travel […]

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January 2, 2017January 2, 2017 Howard Fishman

The incoming flight had been delayed over three hours. I’d already stuffed myself with every ounce of gluten and sugar I could find at O’Hare. Not a shred of self-discipline or pride remained as I […]

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