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Tag: airline travel

Wisdom for Dummies

September 3, 2021July 30, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I think that airport message, “Passenger Joe Schmo! Flight number 1234 is now boarding at gate number 56. Doors will be closing in 3 minutes,” would be better if they added a little encouragement. “Run […]

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2 CommentsWisdom for Dummies by Dorothy Rosbyairline travel, airport, humor, Travel

Flash Frozen Flight

September 19, 2019September 21, 2019 Vince G. Sparks

  I don’t do well at airports. There’s complete system overload just to get from point A to B. My official travel preparation begins with dirty martinis and Xanax. I’ve diagnosed myself with Air Travel […]

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4 CommentsFiction#humoroutcast.com, airline flight attendants, airline humor, airline travel, comedy satire, flights, humor, TSA

Awesome Business Idea #67

December 11, 2013December 11, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I was in a store, looking for a carry-on item. You know, those tiny tubes of stuff sold at inflated prices that are allowable on airplane flights. Someday we’re gonna find out […]

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10 CommentsFictionairline travel, beer, carry on bottles, funny, hand lotion, Homeland Security, humor, humoroutcasts, new idea, shampoos, Thomas Sulivan, toothpaste

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