Wisdom for Dummies
I think that airport message, “Passenger Joe Schmo! Flight number 1234 is now boarding at gate number 56. Doors will be closing in 3 minutes,” would be better if they added a little encouragement. “Run […]
Tag: airline travel
Flash Frozen Flight
I don’t do well at airports. There’s complete system overload just to get from point A to B. My official travel preparation begins with dirty martinis and Xanax. I’ve diagnosed myself with Air Travel […]
Awesome Business Idea #67
The other day I was in a store, looking for a carry-on item. You know, those tiny tubes of stuff sold at inflated prices that are allowable on airplane flights. Someday we’re gonna find out […]