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Tag: Homeland Security

Hundreds Of ICE Workers Desert Their Posts And Flee To Canada

June 12, 2019 rfreed

  In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border […]

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Homeland Security Thinks I’m Dangerous?

March 14, 2016March 15, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

I am a 70-year-old, chubby half-Italian woman who still feels awful about a handful of mice whose deaths she caused years ago. If I accidentally bump into someone, I apologize over and over, as if […]

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12 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyleair travel, airport security, funny stories, Homeland Security, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, Travel

Underclassmen of the NSA

December 19, 2013 John Hartnett
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1 CommentGood Clean Funeavesdropping, eric snowden, Homeland Security, NSA, phone records, phone tapping

Awesome Business Idea #67

December 11, 2013December 11, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The other day I was in a store, looking for a carry-on item. You know, those tiny tubes of stuff sold at inflated prices that are allowable on airplane flights. Someday we’re gonna find out […]

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10 CommentsFictionairline travel, beer, carry on bottles, funny, hand lotion, Homeland Security, humor, humoroutcasts, new idea, shampoos, Thomas Sulivan, toothpaste

The Magic Shopping Machine

May 2, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

With my daughter living at home again, we have re-connected on one of our favorite activities: shopping.  I have to admit that during her college years, I didn’t go to the mall nearly as much […]

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