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Tom Homan, New ICE Director For Minneapolis, Is Visited By The Ghost Of Mary Tyler Moore

March 25, 2026 rogerfreed

Tom Homan had just settled in for what was supposed to be a good night’s sleep. It had been a rough day at his new post as head of the notorious ICE units establishing a […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: The Party Will Be Televised

January 27, 2026January 26, 2026 Vince G. Sparks

Minneapolis, MN – Trump and members of his administration have informed the nation, for the second time, that vision is optional, memory is negotiable, and reality now requires an oath of loyalty. According to them, […]

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1 CommentSparks Brief#funnynews, #InTheNews #SparksBrief, #KristiNoem, #politcalsatire, #TrumpICE, ice, Minneapolis

Trump Officials Clarify What Constitutes an Act of Domestic Terrorism

January 14, 2026 Tim Jones

Washington, D.C. — In an effort to reduce confusion, panic, and accidental freedom, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller held a joint press conference today to clarify […]

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2 CommentsPoliticsauthoritarianism, domestic terrorism, ice, Kristi Noem, politics, Renee Good, Stephen Miller, Trump

SPARKS BRIEF: 2026 Prescription for Peace

January 8, 2026January 9, 2026 Vince G. Sparks

Piscataway, NJ – The ball in Times Square has finished its pole dance, and already we’re telling Jesus to “take the wheel.” Trump overexposure mode is in full effect. Millions are yelling at the TV […]

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1 CommentFiction, Sparks Brief#funnynews #SparksIgnites, #InTheNews, #MedicalSatire, #SparksBrief, #USNews, ice, satire, Trump

An Ode to Odious Winter

December 14, 2025December 14, 2025 Mark R Hunter

As months go by and seasons change We watch the outside rearrange Nature knows a change is due, And it’s not hard to see a clue   Like puppies frozen to a tree While going […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebad weather, bad winter, cold weather, four wheel drive, funny poem, ice, Indiana, indiana weather, poem, poems, poetry, snow, weather, winter, winter driving, winter hatred

Haiku: Able To Raid Small Buildings…

August 11, 2025 Paul Lander

Able To Raid Small Buildings… Dean Cain works for ICE. Once Superman, now he needs ice packs for his knees.  

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Cartoon: They Don’t Look Like They’re From Here

July 27, 2025July 27, 2025 Paul Lander

Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell

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cartoons, Daily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Politics, Relationshipscartoons, comics, El Salvador, humor, ice, Muppets, parody, satire, sesame street

ICE Cracks Down on Dangerous Threats to National Security

April 15, 2025April 13, 2025 Tim Jones

A Thirteen-Year-Old, a Disabled Retiree, and a Gay Schnauzer Among Those Detained Washington, D.C. – April 13, 2025 – In its latest effort to protect America from vaguely defined threats to freedom, the U.S. Immigration […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Noem’s Barking Up the Wrong Tree

February 8, 2025May 5, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, DC – The canine nation is on high alert since the confirmation of Kristi Noem, former governor of South Dakota and dog assassin, as Secretary of Homeland Security. Noem has been on the Watch […]

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Ick Ushers In 2022

January 20, 2022January 18, 2022 Mark R Hunter

 Some medical thoughts are shooting through my mind like a runaway bottle rocket (only the thoughts aren’t as exciting). Come to think of it, fireworks were once involved in my medical condition, but never mind. […]

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4 CommentsLifestylebad winter, coronavirus, covid, covid-19, dogs, freezing rain, health, ice, medical, medication, pets, sinus infection, sinuses, sinusitis, weather, winter

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