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Washington, D.C. – In a move that could change the legacy of one of America’s fast-food giants, President Donald Trump plans to rename McDonald’s to McTrump’s. As McDonald’s stock price declines in a volatile economy, […]
Washington, D.C. – Republican Senator Lindsey Graham died late Saturday night following a “brief and sudden illness,” according to information released by his office. Graham was a staunch opponent of LGBTQ+ rights. In the hallowed […]
Washington, D.C. – When D.C. police investigators, the National Park Service, Kash Patel’s FBI, and Ratcliffe’s CIA failed to uncover the vandals who Trump claims created a 350-foot “gash” in the bottom of the Lincoln […]
Washington, D.C. – After the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump immediately called for the construction of his “militarily top secret ballroom.” Which, don’t tell the president, hasn’t been top secret since the […]
Washington, D.C. – On April 13, Trump posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus, immediately sparking outrage and controversy. He quickly deleted it from Truth Social, but later acknowledged the photo, telling reporters he […]
Washington, D.C. – The White House announced over the weekend that it would defuse the harsh rhetoric of recent press briefings by replacing them with high-stakes escape room challenges, where journalists must solve puzzles, decode […]
Washington, D.C. – Families attending this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll expected candy, plastic eggs, and an orange man with a red clown tie smelling like a McDonald’s Big Mac. Instead, they were greeted […]
Minneapolis, MN – Trump and members of his administration have informed the nation, for the second time, that vision is optional, memory is negotiable, and reality now requires an oath of loyalty. According to them, […]
New York, NY – The holiday shopping season has one day left for 2025. Parents across the country are scouring malls and the internet for the right toy, all “for the little ones, Christmas joys.” […]
New York, NY – Beauty products are big business, especially “skin care.” Every year, billions are spent trying to recreate the glow of youth, now marketed as “healthy,” “clean,” and “natural.” Consumers are encouraged to […]