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Washington, DC – After the Artemis II liftoff, the first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years drew a massive audience both in person and online around the world, President Trump announced he’ll triple viewership […]
Washington, D.C. – After visiting Graceland on Monday, March 23, Trump announced new plans to recreate Elvis Presley’s home as the new White House East Wing. “The King of Rock and Roll might have had […]
Cupertino, CA – Apple announced a new series of smartphones to be released in the spring of 2026. The new Me, Myself, and iPhone features upgraded tools designed to enhance twenty-four hours of “me time.” […]
Piscataway, NJ – The ball in Times Square has finished its pole dance, and already we’re telling Jesus to “take the wheel.” Trump overexposure mode is in full effect. Millions are yelling at the TV […]
Washington, D.C. – Along with his gold sneakers, watches, cologne, and bitcoin, President Trump announced the launch of his own Christmas decoration line. He promises to “Make Christmas Great Again.” The line he calls Trumpmas […]
Washington, D.C. — In a move critics are calling “the Netflix of Narcissism,” President Trump today reportedly annexed the entire American broadcast television ecosystem. CBS, NBC, and ABC have been merged into a single network called DJT […]
Englewood Cliffs, NJ – Gloria Gaynor, newly minted recipient of the 2025 Kennedy Center Honors, held a press conference today at the Days Inn at the Newark Liberty International Airport—a venue that perfectly captured the […]
Manhattan, New York – “Sunny days, chasing the clouds away” is officially cancelled. The new Sesame Street anthem? “Can you tell me how to get, how to get to the Unemployment Office?” With nearly $1 […]