Elvis Has Left The Dead
This is the first entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month. We welcome Derek Ailes and thank him for coming on board for this special time of year. Check out his work Zombie Command: A […]
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Meat Pie and Really Cool Canadian Festivals
Canadian Entree TOURTIERE (meat pie) INGREDIENTS 1 pounds ground pork ½ pound ground beef 1 medium onion 1 small brown potato 1 garlic clove ¼ teaspoon allspice ¼ teaspoon cinnamon ¼ teaspoon ground clove ¼ […]
Survival Tips to World Cup Fans
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman FIFA WORLD CUP FANS: SURVIVAL TIPS Sao Paolo police advice to FIFA World Cup fans “Don’t scream.” Telling soccer fans not to scream is like telling the Marlboro Man […]
Moderate Max Mollifies My Musings About Elvis
The anniversary of Elvis’s death is a week off but my former neighbor Crazy Lyle has insisted for years Elvis isn’t really dead. But then, who is buried in his grave? When burdened with such […]
Wayne Newton and Elvis’ Ghost
While performing in a theater in Las Vegas, Wayne Newton says that he saw the ghost image of Elvis standing on a balcony. How could anyone doubt him? Of course it was real. Where in […]
My Fantasy Man: a Contractor
Recently, my husband and I celebrated our anniversary. Well, celebrated is not the right word. My husband and I are Jehovah Witnesses when it comes to our anniversaries. We tend not to make a big […]
Administrative Assistant – York University (Summer position)
Vanessa Hojda wasn’t a mad, one-dimensional Hollywood Actor called Nic Cage who appeared in more than 60 films, many littered with Elvis references. Nic Cage wasn’t a young lady who was hoping to find some […]
How to confuse an idiot
I’m a confused idiot. I thought it was funny. Jill Y didn’t think it was funny but she doesn’t even think Monty Python is funny. Scurvy Jane thought it was funny. Sugartastic Daddy John thought […]
Getting Married in Vegas – Again?
Last year, for our wedding anniversary, I convinced my husband to plan a trip to Las Vegas so we could renew our vows in the Elvis Chapel. Had I suggested renewing our vows in a […]