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Washington, D.C. – The White House announced over the weekend that it would defuse the harsh rhetoric of recent press briefings by replacing them with high-stakes escape room challenges, where journalists must solve puzzles, decode […]
Washington, D.C. – Families attending this year’s White House Easter Egg Roll expected candy, plastic eggs, and an orange man with a red clown tie smelling like a McDonald’s Big Mac. Instead, they were greeted […]
Washington, D.C. – After visiting Graceland on Monday, March 23, Trump announced new plans to recreate Elvis Presley’s home as the new White House East Wing. “The King of Rock and Roll might have had […]
Minneapolis, MN – Trump and members of his administration have informed the nation, for the second time, that vision is optional, memory is negotiable, and reality now requires an oath of loyalty. According to them, […]
Great news for Americans everywhere—or at least a few. You’ll no longer have to wish you had billions, a reality show, or secret Swiss bank accounts. Achieve the look that says, “I have money, status, […]
Washington, D.C. — In a move critics are calling “the Netflix of Narcissism,” President Trump today reportedly annexed the entire American broadcast television ecosystem. CBS, NBC, and ABC have been merged into a single network called DJT […]
Washington, D.C. – The tariffs might put a damper on American holiday consumption this Christmas; don’t worry about the thirty dolls you won’t be able to buy. Your little darlings won’t even need two or […]
Washington, DC – The canine nation is on high alert since the confirmation of Kristi Noem, former governor of South Dakota and dog assassin, as Secretary of Homeland Security. Noem has been on the Watch […]
Washington, DC – Watch out for a series of Category 5 hurricanes headed for battleground states on election day—November 5. This is what Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert have been telling their colleagues in […]
Philadelphia, PA – Millions of pet owners woke up this morning to empty dog and cat beds. This follows Trump’s announcement, during the presidential debate, that Haitian immigrants are eating people’s pets. Now, scores of […]