Tag: dolls
Humor Meets Horror – Dolls by Guest Writer Doreen McGettigan
Doreen McGettigan is the author of Bristol Boyz Stomp, the true story of the random road rage murder of her brother, musician David Albert and The Stranger in My Recliner, also a nonfiction story of […]
Unicorn Bites 6/17/14
If murder deserves a punishment, then not committing it deserves a reward. I should get a parade for all the stupid people I spared today. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 17, 2014 Nothing says “denial” […]
Unicorn Bites 1/5/14
In my sex tape, my wife says, “Not tonight,” and then I play “Mario Kart” for two hours. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 5, 2014 Me: Please be quiet. I’m trying to hear […]
The New Barbie!
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? In keeping with all the Hollywoodites who provide plastic surgeons with cushy cushy lifestyles, this doll is more contemporary than her predecessors – she comes with implants! […]
What Are Male Turn Offs?
According to a photo article in the Huffington Post (which is an article aimed at readers who can’t read a lot of words), men have problems bonding with a woman whose house contains or exhibits […]
The Sexy Robot — Have Relationships Come to This?
Shopping for a man’s gift always presents a challenge. Sure there are the golf clubs, the practical-yet-always-welcome-case of beer, the 52-inch dream TV, but for some men, these popular gifts are not enough. Some men […]