An excerpt from a textual conversation between Thirsty Dave and Scurvy Jane…

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When Scurvy Jane married Thirsty Dave for the 11th time, she tossed the bouquet and all her hypochondriac friends caught something…

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Show Your Age.

I don’t know how old I am. You don’t know how old I am. Jill Y doesn’t know how old I am. Thirsty Dave doesn’t know how old I am. Scurvy Jane doesn’t know how […]

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They don’t call her Scurvy “Everything In Moderation” Jane for no reason.

Unlike Thirsty Dave, Scurvy Jane knows when to stop drinking. She only drank a quarter bottle of wine and was as happy as a Smurf in Blue Man Group:

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It’s all about the present.

An olde tradition in my massively confusing world is the giving of gifts on birthdays, paydays and special events such as birthdays and paydays. Finding the perfect gift is not easy and that’s why I […]

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Does anyone know the difference between snow and ice?

Jill Y and Scurvy Jane are not exactly known for playing by the rules and they both look like they want to do their toilet:

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Scurvy Jane employs Irish diplomacy in her dealings with Thirsty Dave.

In his own imagination, he was a tall glass of water but in reality, he was Thirsty Dave. He was texting Scurvy Jane for the last hour or so when the scurvy one sent him […]

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Giraffes – Myth or Reality?

We love Scurvy Jane as if she were our own skin-diseased, flesh and blood. We’re very protective of her and that’s why we looked far and furtherer to find her a suitable date. In the […]

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The bar opened and so began the strange disappearance of Thirsty Dave.

The bar opened and so began the strange disappearance of Thirsty Dave. We looked everywhere for him but just couldn’t find him. We tried to think the way he thinks but just ended up going […]

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