Scurvy Jane employs Irish diplomacy in her dealings with Thirsty Dave.

In his own imagination, he was a tall glass of water but in reality, he was Thirsty Dave. He was texting Scurvy Jane for the last hour or so when the scurvy one sent him a text that said “ok”. I immediately told him to check the last 200 texts that he sent her because as we all know, when a woman responds to a text message with “ok”, hell is just about to freeze over and hell hath no fury like a woman sending an “ok” text. The thirsty one couldn’t figure out where he went wrong and the vitamin C deficient one sent another text that in no uncertain terms, told him where to go. As soon as he read the message, he put on his good coat and decided to have a beer on the way:

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5 thoughts on “Scurvy Jane employs Irish diplomacy in her dealings with Thirsty Dave.”

  1. Italian women don’t bother with diplomacy. They just pick up a rolling pin and clobber you with it.

    Hey, at least you always know where you stand! 😉

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