Unicorn Bites 4/6/14

My 3-year-old daughter thinks I can turn invisible and catch her when she’s bad. I hope she still believes that when she’s dating. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 6, 2014 3-year-old daughter: *watches a chick-flick with my wife* Will he be eaten at the end? Guess who’s … Continue reading