The Place to Take a Humor Break
The following humble submission is for the Humor Meets Horror extravaganza that Russian intelligence sources told me this site is conducting. Thank you. This tale is based on a true story of the kind only family […]
By Togo Ornottogo Staff Trav-Hell Writer MONSTER ISLAND—Nightmarish works from your mind and everyone else’s minds are now on display in the Hole of Nightmares at the peak of Monster Mountain, the mightiest volcano of […]
By The Lunchbox Ghost Staff Out-To-Lunch Writer BLACK LAGOON — A bed sheet ghost out haunting last night in the Stench Quarter was caught in a red sheet, not a white one, and the ghost […]
By The Invisible Man Contributor to the JLP MAD SCIENCE DISTRICT — The rooms in the Two-Headed Lion’s Head Inn are meant for mad scientists to conduct work of terror. According to sources, however, some […]
By Noe Noyse Staff Mu-sick Writer The Phantom of the Opera has been back at the pipe organ lately and, next week, will drop his first album since the 1920s. Friend and longtime collaborator Mad […]
By Werewolf Blitzer Staff Pol-“IT”-ical Writer They all shook hands and/or claws before the debate last night, and then the five remaining candidates running for Transyl-vein-ia President got to it. Transyl-vein-ians were disgusted. As in […]
King Rut the mummy became angry last night when, during breakfast in the monster commissary at the Transyl-vein-ia Institute of Monsters, his fellow creatures of the night began ridiculing him for being slow and not very scary at all, which then led to […]
By ‘Hard Luck’ Lou Zerr Staff Schlub Writer Shadow City is where evil lurks, and you’re invited to join in the lurking. So get out of the clean country, the happy suburbs and the ritzy […]
By Sam Squatch Staff ‘foot Writer There are plenty of things you must do in Bigfoot National Park before you go hunting for Bigfoot, and there are no mummies or magicians allowed. Let’s get this […]
By Lyle Canthrope Staff Werewolf Writer You can be pure at heart and say your prayers by night, but if a werewolf bites you, that’s that. You’re locked into the lifestyle, plain and simple. And […]