Slightly Rancid Comments On The News Headlines

Lukashenko, Who Helps Putin In War, Proclaims “Year Of Peace”. Yeah, he wants a ‘peace’ of Ukraine too! Or he is peaceful because he has kissed Putin’s ring enough that neither Russia nor NATO will […]
Lukashenko, Who Helps Putin In War, Proclaims “Year Of Peace”. Yeah, he wants a ‘peace’ of Ukraine too! Or he is peaceful because he has kissed Putin’s ring enough that neither Russia nor NATO will […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience- Gun Nut Horror […]
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman FIFA WORLD CUP FANS: SURVIVAL TIPS Sao Paolo police advice to FIFA World Cup fans “Don’t scream.” Telling soccer fans not to scream is like telling the Marlboro Man […]
Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you been saved by Jesus? Me: Can he save me from this conversation? Him: *leaves* Me: Praise the Lord! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 4, 2014 Miley Cyrus is an inspiration […]
The old woman walked onto the stage wearing her robe, pajamas, and slippers. As the patrons watched her climb the steps, they didn’t know what to think. Who was this old hag? She stood in […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Would you like a selfie? How about a twerk? Your confusion could be understandable, especially if you’re not on the internet much. (Are there many people besides my grandmother who […]
NYC has gone an entire week without a murder. Some possible reasons for this positive trend: 1.Like everyone else, would-be murderers are spending their time hunting for their Miley Cyrus twerking outfit–this year’s most sought […]
LOS ANGELES,CA October 10, 2013, (MONKEY BELLHOP NEWS) The tongue formerly attached to actress and singer Miley Cyrus has reportedly split from the 21-year old pop performer and plans to move from Los Angeles to […]