Everyone knows that something is up with America. Unlike, say, New Zealand or Canada, we’re plagued with gun massacres, racist incidents, domestic violence, and political idiocy. And that’s just last week – multiply by fifty-two […]
“You look like you’ve lost weight. Are you on meth?” I’m bad at giving compliments. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2013 Miley Cyrus: “Only God can judge me.” God: “Deal.” *unleashes 97 […]
The outrageous MTV VMA performance between Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus along with their bizarre erotic twerking produced an unusual hybrid love child.
The Disney Channel is conducting a nationwide talent search to discover their next crop of child stars. In case any of you parents out there are thinking of taking your children to one of these […]
Feeling good today. I’m as happy as a foam finger on Miley Cyrus’ hand.
I like to think I’m a fan of mediocrity. It’s something I rarely get close to but it’s good to dream. When I was pretending to be growing up, my sister would get away with […]
Miley Cyrus admits she smokes too much weed. Her parents WOULD kick her out of the house, but, as Miley points out, she owns it