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Your Kid Could Be The Next Disney Channel Star!

August 30, 2013
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Miley Grinding

The Disney Channel is conducting a nationwide talent search to discover their next crop of child stars. In case any of you parents out there are thinking of taking your children to one of these cattle calls with dreams of them becoming the next Hannah Montana and stuffing your bank account, consider this: Yesterday’s Miley Cyrus is today’s Miley Cyrus.

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

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8 Responses to Your Kid Could Be The Next Disney Channel Star!

  1. September 1, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    As a standup one of the first rules of comedy is if you are going to be offensive make sure it’s funny. If she was aiming at offensiveness with sexuality she missed the sexuality. It was just juvenile silliness.

    • September 2, 2013 at 5:18 am

      I agree. I think she made a fool out of herself.

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    August 31, 2013 at 11:19 am

    And today’s David Cassidy is today’s DUI and aging mugshot.

  3. Bill Y Ledden
    August 31, 2013 at 7:28 am

    How do I subscribe to Disney?

    • September 2, 2013 at 5:17 am

      You just have to sell your soul, Bill. Simple as that.

  4. August 30, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    I bet that performance made a lot of stage moms think “I thought they were hiring for the new Disney princess!”

    • September 2, 2013 at 5:17 am

      I hear that is how Disney auditions its princesses.



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