Dear Lord, please accept my deepest apology for my behavior at the Parish Picnic. When Father O’Rourke asked if there was anyone who’d like to make a lighthearted confession I stated that I’d replaced the […]
So my eldest daughter is getting married in a few weeks. Yikes! Even saying that sends me in to labored breathing, a cold sweat and a mini panic attack. It’s the real deal wedding, and […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Would you like a selfie? How about a twerk? Your confusion could be understandable, especially if you’re not on the internet much. (Are there many people besides my grandmother who […]
NYC has gone an entire week without a murder. Some possible reasons for this positive trend: 1.Like everyone else, would-be murderers are spending their time hunting for their Miley Cyrus twerking outfit–this year’s most sought […]
LOS ANGELES,CA October 10, 2013, (MONKEY BELLHOP NEWS) The tongue formerly attached to actress and singer Miley Cyrus has reportedly split from the 21-year old pop performer and plans to move from Los Angeles to […]
The outrageous MTV VMA performance between Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus along with their bizarre erotic twerking produced an unusual hybrid love child.