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Deep Fryer French Fries

February 15, 2025 Paul De Lancey

American Entree ­ DEEP FRYER FRENCH FRIES ­ INGREDIENTS ­ 1¼ pound russet potato 13 cups vegetable oil* ­ * = My deep fryer uses this amount. Amounts vary with each deep fryer. See instructions […]

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Things Went Wrong

December 27, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Commander Jones turned whiter than a blank whited out blank white paper during a blizzard. His hand shook more than What’s Her Face’s twerking butt*. “We have no tacos and the moon base is celebrating […]

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Tomato Rules of Thumb

September 6, 2024 Paul De Lancey

No one likes an unruly tomato.  The really bad ones escape to outer space. So here are rules to keep them on Earth. ­ 1 pound = 2 big* tomatoes = 8 plum tomatoes = […]

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Mars Rover’s Rocks

January 21, 2014January 21, 2014 Donna Cavanagh

NASA is jumping up and down with the news that a new rock showed up in a Mars Rover photograph. The rock is like nothing else scientists have seen before on Mars and they are […]

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Paypal Goes Interplanetary

June 30, 2013June 30, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

With at least one Mars colony underway and plans for an outer space hotel in the works,  one of the most important questions being asked is “How will people shop when bouncing around the universe?” […]

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5 CommentsLifestylecolonies, FedEx, funny, humor, internet, outer space, Paypal, S-S SEx, SETI, space exploration, UPS, verizon, XFinity

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