Things Went Wrong
Commander Jones turned whiter than a blank whited out blank white paper during a blizzard. His hand shook more than What’s Her Face’s twerking butt*. “We have no tacos and the moon base is celebrating […]
Tag: Parcheesi
Cantaloupe Smoothie
American Dessert CANTALOUPE SMOOTHIE INGREDIENTS 4 cups cantaloupe, cubed 2 bananas 1 tablespoon honey 2 cups milk 2 cups plain yogurt or vanilla yogurt SPECIALTY APPLIANCE blender PREPARATION […]
Homemade Butter and Parcheesi(tm) Prisons
American Appetizer HOMEMADE BUTTER INGREDIENTS 3 cups heavy whipping cream ½ cup ice water ¼ teaspoon salt (optional, to taste) SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor (best), immersion blender or electric whisk fine-mesh colander or colander with […]