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Cantaloupe Smoothie

August 4, 2024 Paul De Lancey

American Dessert ­ CANTALOUPE SMOOTHIE ­ INGREDIENTS ­ 4 cups cantaloupe, cubed 2 bananas 1 tablespoon honey 2 cups milk 2 cups plain yogurt or vanilla yogurt ­ SPECIALTY APPLIANCE ­ blender ­ PREPARATION ­ […]

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December 4, 2013December 4, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

Assume for a moment that you’re a contract killer and you’ve been hired to do a hit in Boston. After flying in from the West Coast, you’d need a car, right? You’re not gonna travel […]

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