Posts Tagged ‘ potato ’

Tuxes, Tapestry, Birds and Foxes: What I Learned From Magazines This Week

February 15, 2016
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2015 was the warmest year ever recorded on earth. (Time Magazine, February 1, 2016) Bernie Sanders has never worn a tux. (Time, February 1, 2016) There are 300,000 registered personal drone owners in this country.…

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Potato Pancakes and Not Going to Hell

June 3, 2015
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Potato Pancakes and Not Going to Hell

Belarus Entree DRANIKI (potato pancakes) INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 6 medium brown potatoes 1 egg ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt up to 6 tablespoon vegetable oil 6 tablespoons sour cream (optional) 6 teaspoons dill…

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Fish and Chips and WWII – The Mighty Ink War

May 18, 2015
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Fish and Chips and WWII – The Mighty Ink War

British Entree FISH AND CHIPS INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds potatoes (King Edward or Maris if you can get them.) 1⅓ cups flour (3 additional tablespoons later) 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon sea salt or salt 1¼…

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Iraqi Potato Beef Casserole, Scrabble, and World Domination

December 5, 2014
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Iraqi Potato Beef Casserole, Scrabble, and World Domination

Iraqi Entree POTATO BEEF CASSEROLE (kibbe batata) INGREDIENTS 6 medium brown potatoes ½ teaspoon turmeric 2 garlic cloves 1 onion 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 pound ground beef or lamb 3 tablespoons parsley ¼ teaspoon…

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Unicorn Bites 4/18/14

April 18, 2014
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Boss: What are you doing? Me: Sitting on a potato. Him: Me: Him: Me: Him: It won’t hatch into vodka. Me: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2014 Wife: Put away…

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Divorce Hollywood Style

March 27, 2014
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Divorce Hollywood Style

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are separating after 10 years of marriage. Paltrow calls their decision to divorce a “conscious uncoupling”. The rest of the world calls it “horny for other people”.  Po-tat-o, Po-tot-o Donna…

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Lay’s Lutefisk and Liver Potato Chips

February 25, 2014
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Lay’s Lutefisk and Liver Potato Chips

Lay’s Lutefisk and Liver Potato Chips Posted on February 25, 2014 by pauldelancey Edit I will become a millionaire. I have entered the most scathingly brilliant flavor idea for Lay’s potato chip contest – lutefisk and liver. How could it…

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Corned Beef Hash and Hornswoggling

February 10, 2014
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Corned Beef Hash and Hornswoggling

American Breakfast CORNED BEEF HASH INGREDIENTS 3 medium brown potatoes 1 pound corned beef 1 onion 2 tablespoons butter 2 teaspoons parsley 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 cup beef broth or broth…

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