I Get Eaten
My life-long nemeses, The Flying Land Fish of Maine finally caught up with me. This blog, will of necessity, be short. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef Check out my latest novel, the hilarious […]
Tag: fish
Insanity and Ice Fishing, But I Repeat Myself
I hear it’s going to be a “good” year for ice fishing. I thought every year was a bad year for ice fishing. I mean, it involves standing on a frozen lake in the middle […]
Being Italian means eating tomatoes and loving it
I’ve known this for years about my son, who’s now 13, but the other day something hit me, and I didn’t like it. I had to bring it up. Me: You’re my kid. You’re Italian. […]
Testicle Eating Fish Found in Jersey Waters
A testicle eating fish that has human-like teeth has been found in a lake in Southern New Jersey. The South American Pacu, which was probably released from someone’s aquarium, has a reputation for gnawing on […]
Fish and Chips and WWII – The Mighty Ink War
British Entree FISH AND CHIPS INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds potatoes (King Edward or Maris if you can get them.) 1⅓ cups flour (3 additional tablespoons later) 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon sea salt or salt 1¼ […]
Portuguese Fish Sauce and the Funnest Festivals in Europe
Portuguese Appetizer FISH SAUCE (molho cru) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves 6 tablespoons fresh parsley 1 onion 2 teaspoons olive oil 1 teaspoon crushed red peppers ½ teaspoon pepper 1 package saffron ⅓ cup cold water […]
The love of a child.
Love is all you need. Love is a battlefield. Love is in the air but what happens when you reach the very pinnacle of love? It’s a rare day when Bill Y does not share […]
Unicorn Bites 8/13/14
Sure, we have chemistry, honey. Your acidic personality dissolves my will to live. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 13, 2014 4-year-old: *slaps my face* Me: Ow! What was that for?! 4: It’s my secret handshake. […]
Unicorn Bites 5/30/14
4-year-old: Can I cut your hair? Me: No. Why’d you even ask that? 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: When are you going to sleep? After this, never. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 30, 2014 Me: […]
Sushi Desserts and the Zombie Apocalypse
American Dessert SUSHI DESSERTS INGREDIENTS 1 12 ounce bag white chocolate chips 1 ½ cups Rice KrispiesTM 5 Fruit Roll UpsTM 5 Swedish FishTM 5 TwizzlersTM or Red VinesTM no-stick spray PREPARATION – CANDY MIX […]