Being Italian means eating tomatoes and loving it
I’ve known this for years about my son, who’s now 13, but the other day something hit me, and I didn’t like it. I had to bring it up. Me: You’re my kid. You’re Italian. […]
Tag: fish
Testicle Eating Fish Found in Jersey Waters
A testicle eating fish that has human-like teeth has been found in a lake in Southern New Jersey. The South American Pacu, which was probably released from someone’s aquarium, has a reputation for gnawing on […]
Fish and Chips and WWII – The Mighty Ink War
British Entree FISH AND CHIPS INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds potatoes (King Edward or Maris if you can get them.) 1⅓ cups flour (3 additional tablespoons later) 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon sea salt or salt 1¼ […]
Portuguese Fish Sauce and the Funnest Festivals in Europe
Portuguese Appetizer FISH SAUCE (molho cru) INGREDIENTS 3 garlic cloves 6 tablespoons fresh parsley 1 onion 2 teaspoons olive oil 1 teaspoon crushed red peppers ½ teaspoon pepper 1 package saffron ⅓ cup cold water […]
The love of a child.
Love is all you need. Love is a battlefield. Love is in the air but what happens when you reach the very pinnacle of love? It’s a rare day when Bill Y does not share […]
Unicorn Bites 8/13/14
Sure, we have chemistry, honey. Your acidic personality dissolves my will to live. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 13, 2014 4-year-old: *slaps my face* Me: Ow! What was that for?! 4: It’s my secret handshake. […]
Unicorn Bites 5/30/14
4-year-old: Can I cut your hair? Me: No. Why’d you even ask that? 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: When are you going to sleep? After this, never. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 30, 2014 Me: […]
Sushi Desserts and the Zombie Apocalypse
American Dessert SUSHI DESSERTS INGREDIENTS 1 12 ounce bag white chocolate chips 1 ½ cups Rice KrispiesTM 5 Fruit Roll UpsTM 5 Swedish FishTM 5 TwizzlersTM or Red VinesTM no-stick spray PREPARATION – CANDY MIX […]
I Think Funny, Therefore I am a Pisces
It’s good that I take Astrology with a grain of salt, because I was born under the sign of Pisces, and Pisces gets no respect. Some astrologers back in Victorian times who weren’t as funny […]
