Hello boss, I’m gonna be 714 minutes late for work today.

Netflix understands me better than I understand myself:

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The love of a child.

Love is all you need. Love is a battlefield. Love is in the air but what happens when you reach the very pinnacle of love? It’s a rare day when Bill Y does not share […]

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My Happy Place

Back in the day, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, Sugartastic Daddy John, Thirsty Dave and I were single, non-attached entities. We would scour the streets, looking for women who might look on us with pity […]

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Words About Words.

Reading is great but did you know you’re reading this right now? Apart from the reading of books, reading book reviews is the greatest thing since the marriage of some famous person to some other […]

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Can somebody please talk to this router because it just won’t listen to me?

Sometimes you can lose sleep because your mind is constantly trying to figure out how magnets work and sometimes, it’s the little things like global warming that keeps you awake. I speak to you today […]

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Prouder than 75 million peacocks

When Little Dill Y gets older, I hope he doesn’t grow up. I hope he grows as a person, takes my countless negative points and learns from my countless mistakes. The only thing we can […]

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