Hello boss, I’m gonna be 714 minutes late for work today.

Netflix understands me better than I understand myself:

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Unicorn Bites 9/4/14

4-year-old: Why can’t I watch “The Walking Dead?” Me: Because you’re still afraid of the vacuum. 4: *whispers* Can vacuums be zombies? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2014 4-year-old: How old are you? Me: […]

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