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Bad Advice Friday, 4-28-17

April 29, 2017
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Oh my gosh. It’s Friday. So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. You know it will be so as I had overwritten the file with my…

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Can The Bacon Press Iron Out Your Love Life?

November 6, 2015
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We were ahead of schedule to pick up our grandpup Theo at daycare, so my husband and I decided to grab some lunch to pass the time. In a shopping center near Theo’s school, we…

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The Deadly Assault on American Manners

November 8, 2014
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The Deadly Assault on American Manners

Much has been made lately about how illegal aliens are the root cause of our country’s woes. Fine debate indeed, often reaching the lofty level of thinking. But unfortunately, all this animated discourse obscures the…

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Unicorn Bites #531

October 24, 2014
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Boss: Why is your 5-year plan just a blank page with “wing it” written in purple crayon? Me: I couldn’t find my red one. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 16, 2014 I believe in giving…

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Unicorn Bites 9/4/14

September 5, 2014
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4-year-old: Why can’t I watch “The Walking Dead?” Me: Because you’re still afraid of the vacuum. 4: *whispers* Can vacuums be zombies? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2014 4-year-old: How old are you? Me:…

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Free wisdom, by Jim

May 1, 2014
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Free wisdom, by Jim

My dad stops by almost every morning to have a cup of coffee and enlighten me on some matter of life, whether it be how they manufacture bolts, to how to study for a test,…

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Unicorn Bites 12/26/13

December 26, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 12/26/13

Me: Where’s Ken? 3-year-old daughter: He broke up with Barbie. Then a T. rex ate him. I pity any boy who ever dates my little girl. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 26, 2013 3-year-old: Can…

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Unicorn Bites 10/4/13

October 4, 2013
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My 3-year-old said she likes tea parties, so I made her sleep in the yard. We don’t tolerate politics in this house. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 4, 2013   If a guy works his…

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Happy Pigs

March 1, 2013
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I read a fun fact that said a pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. I don’t know about anyone else, but I think I might have to look at a loin of pork a little differently…

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The Bacon Shortage: What Can Men Do?

September 30, 2012
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The Bacon Shortage: What Can Men Do?

Men, be brave. I have disheartening news. According to the NPA or the National Pig Association of Great Britain, there will be a worldwide bacon shortage next year.  The US pig farmers concur. Apparently, drought…

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