Dear Lord, tell our aging neighbors that having wild sex is okay but please remind them to remove their Life Alert devices. Five fire trucks and two paramedics came to their rescue when they came, Amen!
Originally Published on Theresa Wiza’s wordpress Blog If you think the title is a typo and that I meant to write, “organisms,” you would be wrong. Look around. What do you see roaming the planet? […]
I read a fun fact that said a pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. I don’t know about anyone else, but I think I might have to look at a loin of pork a little differently […]
Lady Gaga says the key to good skin is “orgasms and spinach”. Sadly, I SLIGHTLY misheard, and was arrested in the produce aisle