Please Stop Saying “At YOUR Age”
Dear People Under Forty, As a person who is now officially a “senior citizen” (I had my Medicare birthday three years ago), I have a small request. Whenever we’re together could you please refrain from […]
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I Think My Parents Joined a Cult – Should I Be Worried?
[Author’s Note: As a nationally recognized expert on mental health and the proud owner of a doctor’s white medical jacket costume I bought on Amazon.com for a Halloween party a few years ago, I periodically […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the fortitude to restrain my bewilderment of my grandparents alternative vacation decision. When grandma told me she was taking grandpa on a “Senior Citizen’s European Cowboy Adventure”, this is not […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please tell my dad that removing his prosthetic leg, glass eye and false teeth won’t get him an AARP Zombie Apocalypse Senior Citizen’s discount, but it will keep the kids well behaved and […]
Six-Pack Abs Don’t Come in a Tube
Late night TV offers a myriad of products that usually target the over 65 crowd. I don’t know why this age group is awake at this time, but it seems to be their peak hours. […]
I’m Not Old; I’m Just Maturity-Enhanced
Old people are cool. They have to be cool, because aging is not for wimps, especially for those who are determined to overcome the effects of time. That requires intelligence, guts, determination and nerve. Have […]
The Hoveround Murder Plot?
I just saw a Hoveround commercial that shows two elderly people sitting in their scooters which are perched dangerously close to the edge of what looks like the Grand Canyon. While their mouths are gleefully […]
If I Could Pick My Jury…
If I were accused of any type of crime, I would want to be ultra involved in the jury selection process. I say this because I see how people truly are now. No one […]