Dear Lord, please give me the fortitude to restrain my bewilderment of my grandparents alternative vacation decision. When grandma told me she was taking grandpa on a “Senior Citizen’s European Cowboy Adventure”, this is not […]
Dear Lord, please tell my dad that removing his prosthetic leg, glass eye and false teeth won’t get him an AARP Zombie Apocalypse Senior Citizen’s discount, but it will keep the kids well behaved and […]
Late night TV offers a myriad of products that usually target the over 65 crowd. I don’t know why this age group is awake at this time, but it seems to be their peak hours. […]
Old people are cool. They have to be cool, because aging is not for wimps, especially for those who are determined to overcome the effects of time. That requires intelligence, guts, determination and nerve. Have […]
Dear Lord, tell our aging neighbors that having wild sex is okay but please remind them to remove their Life Alert devices. Five fire trucks and two paramedics came to their rescue when they came, Amen!
I just saw a Hoveround commercial that shows two elderly people sitting in their scooters which are perched dangerously close to the edge of what looks like the Grand Canyon. While their mouths are gleefully […]
The Curiosity rover drove 10 feet without hitting anything on Mars. Wow, that makes it better than 74% of the drivers in Florida.
If I were accused of any type of crime, I would want to be ultra involved in the jury selection process. I say this because I see how people truly are now. No one […]
In some hidden part of our Id, we all want to look good. Even those whose couture usually consists of whatever they can find on the floor are secretly hoping they don’t look as bad […]
I was talking to a twitter friend the other day about birthday cards. She was looking for a card for her friend who was turning 65, and she remarked how pitiful the selection was. I […]