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Fashion Tips for the Age-Enhanced

March 3, 2012March 3, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

In some hidden part of our Id, we all want to look good.  Even those whose couture usually consists of whatever they can find on the floor are secretly hoping they don’t look as bad […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefashion, funny, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, old people, senior citizens

Senior Moments – A New Greeting Card

January 19, 2012January 19, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was talking to a twitter friend the other day about birthday cards. She was looking for a card for her friend who was turning 65, and she remarked how pitiful the selection was. I […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylegreeting cards, Hallmark, humor, new homes, retirement, senior citizens, senior moments, Walmarthome, wedding

My Last Hurrah: Pot Brownies

October 11, 2011 Wilma Jammer

I read in the news today that three senior citizens had to be taken to the hospital after attending the funeral of their good friend. I thought to myself, wow, they were so overcome with […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscomedy, food, fun, funny, funny stories, ganja, marijuana, medical marijuana, pot, relationships, senior citizens, stupid

What Hoveround Comes Around

July 22, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

They’re everywhere!  You know those infernal freaking indoor motorized assassin vehicles that most folks over 70 use to get around in.  They’re called Limited Mobility Scooter, better known as Hoverounds.  Even those individuals who have had their […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleHoveround, Limited Mobility Scooters, medicare, senior citizens

Oy vey!

June 6, 2011June 6, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench chatting while they waited for their bus.  Their casual conversation eventually leads them to talking about sex.  One gentleman asked the other, “So how often do you […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhaving sex, old folks, senior citizens, sex talk

The Deli Wars

April 18, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Usually, when I do my “big” shopping, I ask my husband to come along so we can split up the list and get out of the supermarket as quickly as possible.  Our first stop was […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanger, cheese, customer service, Delis, humor, senior citizens

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