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Oy vey!

June 6, 2011

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench chatting while they waited for their bus.  Their casual conversation eventually leads them to talking about sex.  One gentleman asked the other, “So how often do you have sex?”  The other answered, “Infrequently.”   Puzzled, the other gentleman asked, “Is that one word or two?”

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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4 Responses to Oy vey!

  1. June 7, 2011 at 12:42 am

    Outstanding! That’s the two words that describe the old guy when his wife is having sex in the bedroom.

  2. June 6, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    This was so funny Deb! How do you think these up?

  3. Mayor Lund
    June 6, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    My Doctor asked me that same question last week. My reply was, do you mean with a partner?

    • Jack Sass
      June 7, 2011 at 6:48 pm

      Hahaha!!! (Facepalm)

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