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Valentine’s Day the Old-Fashioned Way

February 10, 2019 The Word Mavens

On Valentine’s Day in fifth grade, we remember sitting at our desks anxiously awaiting the distribution of cards from a shoebox wrapped in red foil. We could count on getting valentines from our girlfriends. Maybe […]

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Congratulations On Your New Diagnosis! (Greeting Cards for People With Mental Problems.)

October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 Roz Warren

Happy birthday to you and all of your personalities. Deepest Sympathy for the Loss of your Imaginary Friend. Have a nice day! Hope that all the folks who are out to get you fail. Roses […]

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5 CommentsEveryday LifeBenedict Cumberbatch, greeting cards, humor, Marquie de Lafayette, mental health, sick humor

Surgical Sympathy Cards

January 11, 2014January 18, 2014 Mike Cyra

  When a store bought card just won’t do… One of my good friends was having a horrible time with her uterus. I won’t go into it, but it sure made me glad I didn’t […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponcards, greeting cards, Hysterectomy, surgery, sympathy cards, women

Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I can draw really good boobs. Proud?

June 17, 2012June 17, 2012 Megan McLachlan

Lately, I’ve taken up writing personal greeting cards for my friends and family instead of the store-bought variety. I think it’s fun, and it’s also a challenge (try to be funny in just two lines!). […]

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Missing Valentine Alert!

February 14, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

It’s 5 p.m do you know where your husband is? I do! He’s pawing through the picked over cards at the supermarket.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daygreeting cards, husbands, valentines day

Senior Moments – A New Greeting Card

January 19, 2012January 19, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was talking to a twitter friend the other day about birthday cards. She was looking for a card for her friend who was turning 65, and she remarked how pitiful the selection was. I […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylegreeting cards, Hallmark, humor, new homes, retirement, senior citizens, senior moments, Walmarthome, wedding

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