Unicorn Bites #587

Midwest weather update: My snowman just froze to death. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, 2015 Me: Why don’t you listen to me? 4-year-old: You don’t have enough dragons. Me: Dragons aren’t real. 4: Not […]
Midwest weather update: My snowman just froze to death. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, 2015 Me: Why don’t you listen to me? 4-year-old: You don’t have enough dragons. Me: Dragons aren’t real. 4: Not […]
Relationship status: My wife asked me what my favorite color was and then told me I was wrong. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 20, 2014 I always hate the boring few weeks between when Kim […]
Late night TV offers a myriad of products that usually target the over 65 crowd. I don’t know why this age group is awake at this time, but it seems to be their peak hours. […]