Unicorn Bites #587

Midwest weather update: My snowman just froze to death. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, 2015 Me: Why don’t you listen to me? 4-year-old: You don’t have enough dragons. Me: Dragons aren’t real. 4: Not […]
Midwest weather update: My snowman just froze to death. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, 2015 Me: Why don’t you listen to me? 4-year-old: You don’t have enough dragons. Me: Dragons aren’t real. 4: Not […]
Me: Hold my hand when we cross the road 4-year-old: That’s not safe Me: Why? 4: If a car hits you, I won’t be able to jump out of the way — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) […]