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Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom – We Need a Wall Because…

January 24, 2018
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HumorOutcasts presents ‘Outlanderish,’ totally arbitrary and unscientific picks of the best of @Paul_Lander tweets. Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace…

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Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy

January 11, 2018
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HumorOutcasts.com is proud to present the tweets of comic and writer Brian Kiley. HOPress will be releasing two of Brian’s novels. First up is the re-release of The Astounding Misadventures of Rory Collins in February. Follow Brian…

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Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy

December 28, 2017
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HumorOutcasts.com is proud to present the tweets of comic and writer Brian Kiley. HOPress will be releasing two of Brian’s novels. First up is the re-release of The Astounding Misadventures of Rory Collins in February. Follow Brian…

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My search for happiness (on Google)

June 20, 2017
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“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson But for every day you are angry, you can probably get out of making dinner. “Happiness is when what…

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You may not know who Paul McCartney is but he boutta blow up, thanks to Kanye.

You may not know who Paul McCartney is but he boutta blow up, thanks to Kanye.

In Kanye We Trust: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Tweets, Twits, Hookups

Tweets, Twits, Hookups

Twitter. I like it best when done by birds. So many old words mean very new things. Language is ever evolving but at age 60, what I don’t know can be embarrassing. Since when did…

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Unicorn Bites 6/19/14

June 20, 2014
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Relationship status: My wife asked me what my favorite color was and then told me I was wrong. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 20, 2014 I always hate the boring few weeks between when Kim…

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I don’t find answers, I sculpt monuments of solutions.

I don’t find answers, I sculpt monuments of solutions.

And so, the inevitable, inevitably happens. The unflappable belief I have in my own brilliance, knows no bounds or so I thought. I know this sounds stupid but what if I’m not perfect? I did…

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Unicorn Bites 9/15/13

September 15, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 9/15/13

My 1 y.o. threw a fit in front of the fridge. I nudged her aside w/ my foot so I could get a beer. That concludes my parenting for the day. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn)…

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Unicorn Bites 9/6/13

September 6, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 9/6/13

My wife accused me of doing nothing all day. It’s like she thinks all of these empty beer cans drank themselves. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 6, 2013 You’re the most likely to be murdered…

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