Call it Like it is
Why do we always have such an issue with calling a spade a spade? If it’s in the deck of cards, and it’s not a club, a diamond, or a heart, it’s a spade. See, […]
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Boob One And Boob Two
After two wallet thefts within a six- month time frame, I decided to give up carrying a purse. So where was I to carry my wallet and my cell phone? Pockets? I don’t know about […]
Oh, if Only I could find the right Foundation…..
So my eldest daughter is getting married in a few weeks. Yikes! Even saying that sends me in to labored breathing, a cold sweat and a mini panic attack. It’s the real deal wedding, and […]
When Your Cups Runneth Over
Apparently, I’m wearing the wrong size bra. And, to my chagrin, have been for years. This little nugget came to me while in the dressing room at a local swanky store known for it’s lingerie […]
Unicorn Bites 5/21/14
Daycare lady: Your 4-year-old pretended to be a Jedi and attacked a kid. Right answer: It won’t happen again. What I said: Was he a Sith? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2014 My wife […]
Older Brothers Behaving Badly
I was asked recently, “What story had the biggest impact on me when I was a child.” My response was: My older brothers made me read a story when I was in second or third grade, […]
Stand Up: Raymond McAnally at Flappers Comedy Club Los Angeles
I love when Daily Fiber Films has new material to post. Here is Raymond McAnally’s newest stand up! Such a talented guy and so thrilled to share his work! [embedplusvideo height=”270″ width=”472″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/1bYyImB” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/Seisk2asd2M?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=Seisk2asd2M&width=472&height=270&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” […]
What A Boob
“I think my tits are made of memory foam”, I said to the poor man joining me for dinner. “It’s like I keep cutting them off and they keep growing back. They’re the Tempurpedic of […]
‘Tis the season for WOOOOOing
Not the romantic kind, the in-your-face and obnoxious kind of wooing that takes place during any sports event or if you’re in a wide shot on television. The holidays bring out the worst in this […]