Call it Like it is
Why do we always have such an issue with calling a spade a spade? If it’s in the deck of cards, and it’s not a club, a diamond, or a heart, it’s a spade. See, […]
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Spotlight on Paul R. De Lancey – Author of “Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?”
Excerpt from Chapter 1-A Loaf Of Bread The tennis lady gave Joe a long look, her lip licking insinuating a wild hour of addressing and stuffing envelopes. “You know you really should try out for […]
Indonesian Rice, Penises, and the Great Shrimp Riot
Indonesian Entree NASI GORENG INGREDIENTS 1½ cups rice 1 pound chicken breasts 2 garlic cloves 2 green onions 1 shallot 1 inch gingerroot 1 large carrot 1 chile pepper, red or green ½ small cucumber […]
Coconut Milk Chicken and Ravenous Crocodiles
Madagascan Entree COCONUT MILK CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 4 chicken breasts 4 tablespoons lemon juice 1 tablespoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 medium onions 2 Roma or small tomatoes […]
Fixing America’s Health With the TSA
Our country lies way down the list of developed countries in terms of effectiveness and in cost of our private health-care system. Moreover, many Americans complain quite bitterly about Obamacare, the president’s solution. America’s second […]
Older Brothers Behaving Badly
I was asked recently, “What story had the biggest impact on me when I was a child.” My response was: My older brothers made me read a story when I was in second or third grade, […]
Chicken Pot Pie, H.G. Wells, and World War I
American Entree CHICKEN POT PIE INGREDIENTS – FILLING 3 chicken breasts 3 medium carrots 2 stalks celery 1 onion 1 white potato 1/3 cup butter 1/3 cup flour (6 more cups later) 1/4 teaspoon celery […]
An Army Of One
The Pentagon recently announced that it would lift the ban on women serving in combat. As with anything hinting at equality, prominent conservatives are freaking out. They’re now making claims that this development “defies God’s […]
When Breasts Attack!
A man in Washington State is no more because he was smothered to death by his girlfriend’s breasts. Apparently, witnesses saw the couple arguing in their trailer park and saw the woman throw her boyfriend, […]