When Breasts Attack!

A man in Washington State is no more because he was smothered to death by his girlfriend’s breasts.  Apparently, witnesses saw the  couple arguing in their trailer park and saw the woman throw her boyfriend, who was smaller than she was, into the back of their home. They also heard him yell “Get off of me!”

Sometime later, the police found the woman, who had  passed out from drinking, lying atop her deceased boyfriend.   Although the woman might face manslaughter charges for using her breasts as deadly weapons, and the trailer park is in a state of grief and shock, the coroner has noted that never in all his years of experience, has he seen a corpse  look so happy.

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