A man in Washington State is no more because he was smothered to death by his girlfriend’s breasts. Apparently, witnesses saw the couple arguing in their trailer park and saw the woman throw her boyfriend, who was smaller than she was, into the back of their home. They also heard him yell “Get off of me!”
Sometime later, the police found the woman, who had passed out from drinking, lying atop her deceased boyfriend. Although the woman might face manslaughter charges for using her breasts as deadly weapons, and the trailer park is in a state of grief and shock, the coroner has noted that never in all his years of experience, has he seen a corpse look so happy.
Breast in Peace lil’ guy.
I wonder how old she is and if her breasts will stand up in court for her defense.
She is 50 and she sports 38DDs. I think standing up is not her forte!
This puts a new slant on the medieval torture of being put on the rack
HA HA!
What a ‘boob’! Please keep us ‘abreast’ of further developments.
I don’t think there is much support for her Deb. I sort of feel badly. 🙂
Who knows what the guy did, but this is a clear case of tit-for-tat.
Ohhhhh, Thomas! LOL
Well that’s a new faorite way to die, for me then!
or lesbians! Don’t forget them; they deserve the best too.
I propose that these weapons not be approved for concealed carrying! We need to keep an eye on them; stay abreast of this situation! 🙂
They might be hidden and concealed if she wears the magic Genie bra!
Are breasts considered assault weapons now? Will we have to get a license to carry?
I heard NY already has pending legislation!
HAHAHAHA! Nice one Donna!