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Are You A Restaurant Dick?

September 6, 2016
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Are you a restaurant dick? Do you make other diners so miserable that they wish they were at the dentist instead? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Yell at the waitress? (1…

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Support Taco Truck Tuesday

September 3, 2016
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Citizens of America, Marco Gutierrez says that if Donald Trump doesn’t win, there will be taco trucks on every corner. Whoa! That’s wonderful. That’s awesome! Tacos are the best food in the world. And we…

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Shrimp Tempura, Earthquakes, and T-Rexes

August 27, 2016
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Shrimp Tempura, Earthquakes, and T-Rexes

Japanese Appetizer SHRIMP TEMPURA INGREDIENTS 2½ cups vegetable oil (or enough to cover shrimp) 1½ cups flour 1 teaspoon baking powder ¼ cup cornstarch ¼ teaspoon salt 1 egg yolk 1 cup ice-cold water 1…

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Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?

August 19, 2016
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      – Paul R. De Lancey Future president of the United States of America. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available…

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South African Bobotie and The Outer Space Restaurant

May 4, 2016
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South African Entree BOBOTIE INGREDIENTS 2 slices bread ⅔ cup milk (½ cup more later) 1 Granny Smith or other sour apple 1 large onion 3 tablespoons butter 2 pounds ground beef 2¼ tablespoons lemon…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

May 3, 2016
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How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better…

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Nice Things About All the Presidential Candidates

January 21, 2016
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Candidate De Lancey I’m tired of relentless attacks on the candidates. In the spirit of reconciliation and togetherness, here are positive things to be said about all the candidates. Clinton: My father’s first name was…

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Why the End of the World Didn’t Happen

October 10, 2015
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It’s getting embarrassing. People confidently shout to everyone that the end of the world will end tomorrow. Then tomorrow comes. And it doesn’t end. Again. Oh sure, you might have gotten a migraine or you…

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Dishwashers: Annoyances in Disguise or the Tools of the Apocalypse?

October 3, 2015
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My dishwasher does not properly clean things, particularly glasses with indentations. Oh sure, if I give the dishes a quick rinse beforehand, the dishwasher does tolerably well. If I give the dishes a pre-scrub, the…

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