How many times has this happened to you? You’re at a party you didn’t really want to attend. You gravitate to a corner of the room. You have nothing to do to pass the time. So you pick your nose. Even though you’re minding your business, some oaf shouts out, “Look at that loser, he’s picking his nose.”
You sense that only if you could come up with a fancy, scientific phrase for nose picking, you could intimidate the clod into silence.
This party necessity leads us to
TODAY’S AWESOME PHRASE
Nasal Excavation
Awesome entry #28
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I like Paul’s Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary. You can pick your nose but you can kick the nasal excavation out of any oaf as long you can run away quickly.