Happy Graduation!

Remember when clowns were friendly? There was Bozo and Ronald McDonald. There were circus clowns who drove around in little cars and made people laugh. But those clowns gave way to some not so […]
Last year I published a blog post about seven real things to fear on Halloween. I’ve been thinking about what makes my dry skin crawl this year, and uncovered seven more real things to fear as we celebrate the spookiest day of the […]
As we announced earlier this month, March is Bill Y Ledden month. Why, you ask? Well, Bill Y has been with HO for more than three years now and has NOT missed a day of […]
I don’t recycle because if I set aside all my empty bottles and cans I’d have to admit I’m an alcoholic. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 I’ve been drinking coffee for so long […]
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that man-eating sharks are not dangerous. Other dangerous things that you might not be aware of include shopping in places that are not online – too easy to get […]
Announcer: “This is not a drill” Me: “Then what is it? A hammer or a saw?” *goes for a high five* *is left hanging* *dies in a tornado* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]
By now, you’ve all heard the tragic news: Bruce and Kris Jenner are splitting up. I bet you’re just as shocked as I am to hear this. Though in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t come […]
I have to confess that I suffer from a disorder that currently has no cure. It’s a haunting problem that few people talk about. But I’m breaking my silence. I have coulrophobia – an acute fear […]