Send in the Clowns?
Remember when clowns were friendly? There was Bozo and Ronald McDonald. There were circus clowns who drove around in little cars and made people laugh. But those clowns gave way to some not so […]
Humor Meets Horror – 7 More real things to fear this Halloween
Last year I published a blog post about seven real things to fear on Halloween. I’ve been thinking about what makes my dry skin crawl this year, and uncovered seven more real things to fear as we celebrate the spookiest day of the […]
Dylan is what happens when parents listen to Leonard Cohen…
Do You Know the Real Bill Y Ledden?
As we announced earlier this month, March is Bill Y Ledden month. Why, you ask? Well, Bill Y has been with HO for more than three years now and has NOT missed a day of […]
Unicorn Bites 4/1/14
I don’t recycle because if I set aside all my empty bottles and cans I’d have to admit I’m an alcoholic. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 I’ve been drinking coffee for so long […]
Laugh at life.
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that man-eating sharks are not dangerous. Other dangerous things that you might not be aware of include shopping in places that are not online – too easy to get […]
Unicorn Bites 10/20/13
Announcer: “This is not a drill” Me: “Then what is it? A hammer or a saw?” *goes for a high five* *is left hanging* *dies in a tornado* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October […]
Is Bruce Jenner Sad and How Can You Tell?
By now, you’ve all heard the tragic news: Bruce and Kris Jenner are splitting up. I bet you’re just as shocked as I am to hear this. Though in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t come […]
Top-10 Creepiest Clowns Ever
I have to confess that I suffer from a disorder that currently has no cure. It’s a haunting problem that few people talk about. But I’m breaking my silence. I have coulrophobia – an acute fear […]