The Place to Take a Humor Break
Growing up in Las Vegas as I did, surrounded by exaggerated showgirl images of womanly perfection, a girl gets a harsh sense of her own physical imperfections. Growing up anywhere in America, bombarded by plastic […]
Okay, by now you have probably gathered that I am highly impressionable and easily swayed by what I see on TV, which is dangerous since I work as a sound mixer on commercials. I recently […]
I was asked recently, “What story had the biggest impact on me when I was a child.” My response was: My older brothers made me read a story when I was in second or third grade, […]
Whenever I see a sign that says, “300 days without an accident,” I don’t feel safe. I just wonder what the hell happened 300 days ago. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 18, 2013 […]
By now, you’ve all heard the tragic news: Bruce and Kris Jenner are splitting up. I bet you’re just as shocked as I am to hear this. Though in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t come […]
I’ve made light of people who get too much cosmetic surgery, so the idea of putting my own dog under the knife seemed completely out of the question. But two years into owning Buddy, our […]
I was watching the reality show about Joan and Melissa Rivers. In this episode, Melissa Rivers found out that her boyfriend of three years was seeking out new sexual partners on the internet. So, she […]
Here is something that should make women quake with fear: Women who smoke before or after breast lift surgery run the risk of their nipples turning black and falling off. And before anyone asks – […]
In their desire to sport the now fashionable “developed derriere”, desperate women will try everything from padded panties to plastic surgery to achieve that more curvy look. However, some women in the fine state of […]
I had this freckle. Now, I am a fair-skinned person, so I have a ton of freckles, but this one was different. I would never have known it was different if a friend of mine […]