The Speed Of Hollywood
I was working on a commercial on the grounds of CAA’s World Headquarters, marveling at how many stories of glass and concrete a small group of people could afford who make their living off the […]
Tag: agents
Get That Bear An Agent
Okay, by now you have probably gathered that I am highly impressionable and easily swayed by what I see on TV, which is dangerous since I work as a sound mixer on commercials. I recently […]
Secret Agent, Man
Feeling that I’m not balancing enough crap in my life, I’ve sent a query and sample chapters of my YA humor/mystery novel to an agent. That makes six works I’ve got out making the rounds […]
Grumpy Cat Conquers Hollywood (While Hollywood Conquers Me)
Full disclosure: I don’t watch nor seek out cute cat videos on the Internet. The only way I’ve come across “Cute Kitty Plays With Ball of String” or “Kitty Plays Peek-A-Boo” or whatever is if […]
Making It Big In Music
What do you do if you are known for having the biggest penis in the world? Well, first you get an agent, and then you write a song about the colossal body part. Jonah Falcon(who […]