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Don’t Blame Me

December 10, 2016
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Artwork by Eli Connaughton. Idea/text by Bill Spencer.

Eli Connaughton as artist website: http://www.chickenwisdom.com/

Eli Connaughton as writer website: http://www.eliconnaughton.com/

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Bill Spencer

Bill Spencer's humor writing has been published by Funny Times, Narrative magazine, Reader's Digest, The Sun, The Inconsequential, Clever magazine, Defenestration, The Short Humour Site, Hobo Pancakes, and Nuthouse. He has also published scholarly articles on the novels of Cormac McCarthy and is co-author of an unproduced screenplay, "Angel Pays a Visit." He lives in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina with his wife, artist-poet Carolyn Elkins.

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Unicorn Bites 3/4/14

March 4, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 3/4/14

Wife: You don’t understand pregnancy Me: Sure I do. You whine for 10 months & then fire a kid from your baby cannon I’m basically a doctor — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 Girl,…

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More Tips for the Married Man on Picking up Chicks

October 3, 2013
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Those of you who followed my fabulous writing career over at that vast wasteland formerly known as Associated Content probably remember an article I wrote a few years ago called Tips for the Married Man…

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PAM Is Not Just for Cooking Anymore

September 27, 2013
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PAM Is Not Just for Cooking Anymore

Florida: home of Disney, crocodiles and apparently some really, really stupid people. A Florida woman was arrested and charged with domestic battery after hurling PAM cooking spray and bottles of Olive Oil and other kitchen…

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The Trick to Spicing up Your Love Life Might Be Right in Front of Your Eyes

June 14, 2013
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The Trick to Spicing up Your Love Life Might Be Right in Front of Your Eyes

  Some people have fetishes; I get it.  I don’t want to be a part of their fetish world, but I watch enough cable TV to know that lots of kinky stuff exists out there.…

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Bad, Bad, Badminton Players

August 1, 2012
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Eight Badminton players have been disqualified at the Olympics by the World Badminton Association for throwing matches in order to secure better placement in the competition later on in the tournament.  I am not sure…

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Decoding Men

May 18, 2012
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Decoding Men

Several times this month, I had lunch or dinner with women who are extremely frustrated with the various men in their lives.  In short, they are tired of trying to figure them out. So, in an…

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Cheating Man

March 1, 2012
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Mantra of the man who cheats: A Rolling Penis Gathers No Moss.   Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been…

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Indestructible

February 22, 2012
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I was watching the reality show about Joan and Melissa Rivers. In this episode, Melissa Rivers found out that her boyfriend of three years was seeking out new sexual partners on the internet. So, she…

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Most Of Us Would Use Our ‘Hall Pass’ On Katy Perry??!?!?!?!?!

January 19, 2012
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Website AshleyMadison.com, which is a place you go to when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with, has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey. They asked 25,000 subscribers,…

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