Unicorn Bites 3/4/14
Wife: You don’t understand pregnancy Me: Sure I do. You whine for 10 months & then fire a kid from your baby cannon I’m basically a doctor — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 Girl, […]
Wife: You don’t understand pregnancy Me: Sure I do. You whine for 10 months & then fire a kid from your baby cannon I’m basically a doctor — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 5, 2014 Girl, […]
My wife has a catchphrase. It’s “no.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 27, 2013 “No, I can’t ‘make’ time for you. Time can’t be created or destroyed. LEARN SCIENCE, MOTHER FUCKER.” That Jehovah’s […]
Proof that entertaining with whine pays off…. 1. The Real Housewives of Pick-A-City: Whine, wine, and more whine. 2. Everybody Loves Raymond: That voice! Those parents! Whine and jams. 3. The Mary Tyler Moore Show: […]