Kristen Brakeman – HumorOutcasts.com

08 Jul, 2026

Recent Humor

Nazi Muff-Diving: It Coulda Happened Here

The Imperial March: E——————|————–|—————–|————–|—- B——————|————–|–3–3–3–4—–|————–|—- G—0–0–0—–3–|–0—–3–0–|–3–3–3–3–3–|——–3–0–|—- D—0–0–0–1—–|–0–1—–0–|–5–5–5–4—–|–4–1—–0–|—- A—1–1–1–1—–|–1–1—–1–|—————–|–6–1—–1–|—- E————2—–|—–2——–|—————–|–6–2——–|—- E E—3——–3–2–1–|—-E————–E–|————————– B—3——–3–3—–|–5p4–5—–2–1–0–|—-E————–E—— G—3–E–E–3–3—–|–6—-6–E–1–1—–|–3p2–3–E–0—–3—— D—5–5–5–5——–|–6—-6–6–2–2—–|–1—-1–1–0–1——— A———————|———————-|————-1–1——— E———————|———————-|—————-2——— E——|————–||———————————————— B——|——–E–3–||———————————————— G—0–|–3–0–3–3–||———————————————— D—0–|–5–0—–5–||———————————————— A—1–|–5–1——–||———————————————— E——|————–||————————————————

Happy 250th to a Cranky Country

An American’s Comment On All The Balderdash Surrounding Soccer’s World Cup And European Football In General

Board Game Lessens Pain of Summer Reading Lists

Trump Aversion Therapy Bill Passed by House

November 2, 2016November 3, 2016 Kristen Brakeman

In an unusual show of unity, House Republicans joined House Democrats to pass the “TAT” Bill (421-2), allocating 300 million dollars towards the rehabilitation of Trump supporters using the controversial Trump Aversion Therapy technique. Details […]

Share this Post:

Hey Kids, Let’s Have Fun With Laundry!

October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 Kristen Brakeman

Do your kids need to learn how to do laundry? Here’s a moderately informative Let’s Learn About Laundry to help them learn how. (kind of, not really) Click here: Let’s Learn About Laundry

Share this Post:

Paddington Bear is Here – BEWARE!

January 16, 2015 Kristen Brakeman

Paddington, the movie about the beloved English bear, arrives in theaters today and we Americans need to be afraid, very afraid. While it might seem like this adorable scamp of a talking bear is just here to […]

Share this Post:

The FAFSA Financial Aid Form – Every Parent’s Nightmare

March 12, 2014 Kristen Brakeman

Everyone hates filling out the FAFSA – the government-created college financial aid form. It takes forever to complete, and for middle class families like mine, it seems like a big waste of time. We […]

Share this Post:

Cosmetic Surgery For My Dog?

April 1, 2013 Kristen Brakeman

I’ve made light of people who get too much cosmetic surgery, so the idea of putting my own dog under the knife seemed completely out of the question. But two years into owning Buddy, our […]

Share this Post:

Teachers: Cut Parents a Break!

February 22, 2013 Kristen Brakeman

It’s a huge cultural taboo to criticize teachers, but I don’t care. They are not perfect and I can’t keep quiet about this issue any longer. My beef is with the relentless assignment of […]

Share this Post:

&lt;br /&gt;

Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: I’ve Fallen in the Polls and I Can’t Get Up

Not Coming this Fall: P Diddy in This Old House Arrest

Cartoon: Select All Canned Items

Top Posts & Pages

Nazi Muff-Diving: It Coulda Happened Here

DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy

My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech

The Imperial March: E------------------|--------------|-----------------|--------------|---- B------------------|--------------|--3--3--3--4-----|--------------|---- G---0--0--0-----3--|--0-----3--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--|--------3--0--|---- D---0--0--0--1-----|--0--1-----0--|--5--5--5--4-----|--4--1-----0--|---- A---1--1--1--1-----|--1--1-----1--|-----------------|--6--1-----1--|---- E------------2-----|-----2--------|-----------------|--6--2--------|---- E E---3--------3--2--1--|----E--------------E--|-------------------------- B---3--------3--3-----|--5p4--5-----2--1--0--|----E--------------E------ G---3--E--E--3--3-----|--6----6--E--1--1-----|--3p2--3--E--0-----3------ D---5--5--5--5--------|--6----6--6--2--2-----|--1----1--1--0--1--------- A---------------------|----------------------|-------------1--1--------- E---------------------|----------------------|----------------2--------- E------|--------------||------------------------------------------------ B------|--------E--3--||------------------------------------------------ G---0--|--3--0--3--3--||------------------------------------------------ D---0--|--5--0-----5--||------------------------------------------------ A---1--|--5--1--------||------------------------------------------------ E------|--------------||------------------------------------------------

I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…

Not Coming this Fall: P Diddy in This Old House Arrest

Prosecution Seeks Death Penalty in Case of Alleged Reflecting Pool Vandal

Happy 250th to a Cranky Country

MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.

Women going commando "at our age?"

Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.

Magazine Plus by WEN Themes