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The Tale of the Dreaded Can of Apricots

June 8, 2020 John Rolfe

Need a scary story to tell around the campfire? Here’s one: In the long history of dessert, there has never been a menace as sinister as The Dreaded Can of Apricots. This foul fiend was […]

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Parenting? It’s a Joke.

December 15, 2015 Roz Warren

The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets  is a new collection of hundreds of comic Tweets by funny people who also happen to be parents. Are you a parent who can use a good laugh? Check out […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifefunny quotes, humor, jessica ziegler, kate hall, norine dworkin-mcdaniel, parenting humor, parenting tweets, science of parenthood

Hey Kids, Let’s Have Fun With Laundry!

October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 Kristen Brakeman

Do your kids need to learn how to do laundry?  Here’s a moderately informative Let’s Learn About Laundry to help them learn how. (kind of, not really) Click here: Let’s Learn About Laundry

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Parenting? It’s a Joke.

December 9, 2014 Roz Warren

The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” is a new collection of 300 Tweets from funny people on Twitter who also happen to be parents, curated by Kate Hall, creator of the popular Hall of Tweets […]

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How to Scare a Bear Away

October 23, 2013 John Hartnett

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