Haiku: Cookin’ with the Kardashians
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/4/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about gas refunds, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
The Fun Destruction of Disaster Movies
I have over a dozen books and movies relating to the doomed passenger liner, Titanic. Many date back to my kids’ fascination with the subject after James Cameron’s move came out, but I kept them […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/21/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
The High Wire Act of Life
When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable […]
Alternative Plans Due to the Powerball Loss
I have to say that I was confident that the Powerball win was mine. I saged my house, burned my best prosperity incense and meditated for days. Alas, the Universe has something better in mind […]
Jesus! The Kim Kardashian Interview
Jesus: Hello, My children, and welcome to My show! It’s about time the “Powers That Be” gave Me My own show; I was sick and tired of seeing everybody else get one and not Me. […]
New Reality Show Puts It All Out There
The WE network is premiering its newest extreme reality show, The Sex Box. In this show, couples in strained relationships discuss their problems with an expert panel that includes a sex therapist, psychotherapist, pastor and […]
A Helpful Guide For North West On How To Live With A Horrible Name
As you know, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl via her money-maker. She also committed a small act of child abuse when she named her child North. North West. A fricking direction. Just […]
Speculations on the offensive statement that pushed Kanye over the edge
Just when we thought Kanyeshian (Kanye West and Kim Kardashian) was retreating from the media, something dramatic happened to throw them right back into the spotlight where they aspire to be. Yahoo! News recently reported […]