Posts Tagged ‘ Kardashians ’

The High Wire Act of Life

February 12, 2016
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When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable…

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Alternative Plans Due to the Powerball Loss

January 14, 2016
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I have to say that I was confident that the Powerball win was mine. I saged my house, burned my best prosperity incense and meditated for days. Alas, the Universe has something better in mind…

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Jesus! The Kim Kardashian Interview

March 12, 2015
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Jesus: Hello, My children, and welcome to My show! It’s about time the “Powers That Be” gave Me My own show; I was sick and tired of seeing everybody else get one and not Me.…

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New Reality Show Puts It All Out There

January 25, 2015
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The WE network is premiering its newest extreme reality show, The Sex Box. In this show, couples in strained relationships discuss their problems with an expert panel that includes a sex therapist, psychotherapist, pastor and…

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A Helpful Guide For North West On How To Live With A Horrible Name

July 22, 2014
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As you know, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl via her money-maker.  She also committed a small act of child abuse when she named her child North.  North West. A fricking direction. Just…

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Speculations on the offensive statement that pushed Kanye over the edge

January 14, 2014
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Just when we thought Kanyeshian (Kanye West and Kim Kardashian) was retreating from the media, something dramatic happened to throw them right back into the spotlight where they aspire to be. Yahoo! News recently reported…

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It’s Funny What We’re Thankful For

November 27, 2013
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SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   “I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. What was he going to do, chase me down?”…

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Area 51 and the Kardashians

November 4, 2013
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Area 51 and the Kardashians

The Kardashians went on a special family expedition to Area 51 in search of aliens.  According to an anonymous source, the family was terrified in the secret facility when they discovered unearthly beings staring at…

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Kim’s Engagement Gift

October 23, 2013
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Kim’s Engagement Gift

As you all no doubt have heard by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have gotten engaged. And how sweet is this? For an engagement gift, Khloe, Kourtney and their mother Kris chipped in and…

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Is Bruce Jenner Sad and How Can You Tell?

October 9, 2013
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Is Bruce Jenner Sad and How Can You Tell?

By now, you’ve all heard the tragic news: Bruce and Kris Jenner are splitting up. I bet you’re just as shocked as I am to hear this. Though in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t come…

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