Medical Mischief With Medicine Mixup
This was written before our dog Beowulf passed away last July. Most people over the age of fifty know growing old sucks. I mean, older. Growing older sucks. One thing that sucks is medication. […]
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MEDICINE COMMERCIALS
Medicine commercials are funny. They aren’t supposed to be funny, but they are. They almost always start in a bucolic-looking setting, with happy, smiling, healthy-looking people doing fun things. The voice-over announcer mentions the name […]
Shrimp Po’ Boys and Poor Poe
Cajun Entree SHRIMP PO’ BOYS INGREDIENTS – REMOULADE 1 tablespoon capers 1½ tablespoons flat-leaf parsley or parsley 1 garlic clove 2 tablespoons Creole mustard or French coarse-grained mustard. 2 tablespoons lemon juice ¾ cup mayonnaise […]
Bad Advice Friday, 2-17-17
Today is Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. Even moderately sane politicians will say, “No, no, don’t follow this advice.” I would advise you not […]
We Hope You Enjoy Your Flight
Airports . . . I hate them! Not as much as malls, but they’re a very close second; especially during the holiday season. They’re filled with angry people whining about how they’ve missed their connecting […]
The High Wire Act of Life
When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable […]
Dogged Determination in Recovery
The day after my sinus surgery, I woke up to find a dog lying on my chest. “Are you worried about me?” I rasped out. “Not exactly,” Bae replied. I hadn’t actually expected a reply. […]
Have You Heard About Dyzastra?
17Have you been feeling sluggish lately? Why not try Dyzastra? (“Di-ZAH-Struh”) Do you have a spare tire around your middle that you’d like to get rid of? How about trying Dyzastra? Stomach pain, the common […]
One Medicare Advantage for Drag Queens….
There is a Medicare rule that requires your Part D (which is prescriptions only) provider to now call you before they send out your medications. Many of these Part D providers also require, or at […]
Cut The Crapisms
I consider myself a good mom and an effective parent. I’ve never gotten a call from the school or police department that started off like, “Please say that you are the parent of <insert child’s […]