Airports . . . I hate them! Not as much as malls, but they’re a very close second; especially during the holiday season. They’re filled with angry people whining about how they’ve missed their connecting […]
When I was a kid in the 1960s, my sister and I had our very own New Year’s Eve tradition. Every December 31st on the stroke of midnight, we’d duck out of the party our […]
Sorry I hit your wife in the face with a Frisbee. In my defense, she looks exactly like a golden retriever. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 1, 2014 New Year’s Eve wasn’t as […]
On New Year’s Eve 2012, Hugh Hefner 86 and Crystal Harris 26 finally made it to the alter and tied the knot. As a wedding gift Hef lavished his new bride with [what else] […]
I’m only watching the New Year’s Eve show with Ryan Seacrest, because I think this may be the year his balls drop.
Resolutions can be pretty serious, especially New Years Resolutions. Losing weight, not yelling so much, saving money etc…All of these are great resolutions, however, resolutions that are funny can also be taken very seriously. […]
According to these letters I’ve been receiving, it’s the holiday season. Of course, that’s because I legally changed my name to Santa Claus back in the ’04 on a bet, so there’s Christmas letters mixed […]